About
Blasphetea
For when you’re tired, wired, and done pretending you’re fine.
Blasphetea was born out of burnout — and a better idea. What if tea could be a ritual of rest, not just another productivity hack? What if it could taste incredible, look great on your shelf, and say something honest about the way you actually feel?
We make loose-leaf tea for people who are over the grind and ready to steep into something slower.
Shane on holiday a tea sourcing expedition.
No hustle. Just a really good cup of tea.
Blasphetea is a response to always being “on,” always producing, always caffeinating for someone else’s deadline. We wanted something slower. More intentional. Something that made space, instead of taking it up.
We ethically source bold, organic ingredients and package our blends in Cork, Ireland — to give you a reason to pause. To stop. To roll your eyes at your inbox and say, not now.
We’re not here to promise perfect skin or spiritual alignment. Just good tea, made by people who know what it’s like to need a break — and a brew that actually delivers one.
The Fine Print (but make it beautiful)
Small-batch. Indie. Designed, blended, and brought to life by one person with too many tabs open and a strong cup of tea in hand
Ethically sourced ingredients from trusted farms across China, Egypt, South Africa, Poland, and beyond
Organiclly sourced blends — ingredients listed clearly, always
Packaged in Cork, using recyclable or compostable materials (we’re testing the best options)
Original hand-drawn illustrations on every pack — drawn by our founder, who also built the website and probably needs a nap